|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
 The farmers daughters | | By: KenGay | Published: 01/30/1999 | | |  |
|
A small town farmer had three daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be a little overprotective of his daughters. When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them
with a shotgun to make sure they knew who was boss. One evening, all of his daughters were going out on dates. The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,
Hi, I'm Joe,
I'm here for Flo,
We're goin' to the show,
Is she ready to go?
The farmer frowned but decided to let them go. The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,
Hi, I'm Eddie,
I'm here for Betty,
We're gettin' spaghetti,
Is she ready?
The farmer frowned but decided to let them go. The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,
Hi, I'm Chuck,
And the farmer shot him.
Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
Mother forced daughter have sex with husband
Singing Daughter
Dolly's Daughter
Cold Hand Farmer
Charging Sheep Kill Farmer's Wife
Farmer's foreplay
Farmers Use Pigs To Break Police Line
The Rooster
Hairy Butt
Duck Tape
The Incredible Pig
Mistaken Moans
The Horse and Chicken
Peace Corps Bride
Count The Legs And Divide
Her Husband
Jed and Luke Sexcellent Adventure
The Homosexual Rooster...
Packing the Wardrobe
Headline Bloopers
|
More Sex Jokes...
| | |
|
|
ARTICLE FORUM LIST |
|
You must register to participate in this discussion.
|
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
|
|
 |
Most Recent |
 |
|
 |
Flat Belly
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his ...
11.15.2008
Wife In a Coma
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath .One of them was washing her private area and noticed a slight response whenever she touched her there ...
10.29.2008
Abe Lincoln
A man wearing a stovepipe hat, a fake beard, and a ...
10.10.2008
The Urinal Is Too High
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by ...
10.03.2008
|
|
|
|
| Rate This!
|
|
|
|
| Section Features
|
|
|
|
| One Year Ago
|
|
|
|
| Two Years Ago
|
|
Escapee
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
11.11.2006
Elderly Sexual Position
Two old women talking over coffee happened upon the ...
11.03.2006
30 Year Reunion
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party ...
10.29.2006
Sunday Afternoon Quickie
John and Marsha decided that the only way to pull ...
10.16.2006
|
|
|
|
| Lookie Here!
|
|
|
|
|
Goofball Facts |
|
| |
|
Due to gravitational effects, you weigh slightly less when the moon is directly overhead!
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
