The college professor, Kevin Wise, had just finished explaining an important research project to his class.
Professor Wise emphasized
that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class and that here would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those where a medical illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?" As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, professor Wise froze the young man with a glaring look.
"Well,"
he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."
