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Do I Know You?

By: robnoxiousPublished: 06/27/2006
 
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he said, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

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    Thursday June 29th joke (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.29.2006 7:10:27 AM EST)

    Why We Split Up

    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
    Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

    And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
    She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

    I told her that was what the beer was for.

    A beautiful blond teacher? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.27.2006 7:53:25 AM EST)


    These days she'd be screwing the guys kid.

    Funny story though.

    Father Of One Of My Kids (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (06.27.2006 5:00:27 AM EST)


    Waaaaa Hahahahahaha!

    I hope that guy washed his foot real well before he swallowed it.

    Funny as hell, boss.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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