 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
 |
George W. Bush |
 |
| |
|
"King Abdullah of Jordan, the King of Morocco, I mean, there's a series of places - Qatar, Oman - I mean, places that are developing - Bahrain - they're all developing the habits of free societies." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
Random Quote |
|
| |
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
— Unknown
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Snapple Facts |
|
| |
|
#34 If you keep a goldfish in a dark room it will eventually turn white.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Yo Mama ... |
|
| |
|
... is so fat, She uses the carpet as a blanket!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
One Liners |
|
| |
Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
A. He walks around saying "Yo."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
 The Winning Irish Toast | | By: Seaweedy | Published: 09/28/2001 | | |  |
|
John O'Riley was a member of an Irish Toast Masters Club and one
evening at the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a contest was
held to see who could deliver the best toast. Well, John O'Riley
won the contest for the best toast of the evening, "Here's To
The Best Years O' Me Life Spent Between The Legs O' Me Wife."
When John O'Riley arrived home his beautiful wife asked him how
the Toast Masters meeting went and he said, "I won the contest
for the best toast of the evening."
His wife then asked him what his toast was, and he said, "Here's
To The Best Years O' Me Life, Spent in Church Wi' Me Wife."
His wife then said, "Why John, that's so nice of you to include
me in your toast."
The next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was downtown shopping and ran
into the local police man on the beat who was also at the Toast
Masters meeting with John O'Riley. He said, "Hello Mrs. O'Riley,
that was some great toast that your husband John gave at the
Toast Masters meeting last evening. He won first prize".
"Yes, that's right," said Mrs. O'Riley, "But he wasn't quite
honest with the facts: he's only been there twice, the first
time he fell asleep and the second time I had to pull him out by
the ears." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
Irish wedding vs. Irish funeral?
He Must Be Irish
Champagne Toast With Jenna and Janine
An Irish Family Tradition
An Irish Tale
World Record Toast Tosser
The Irish Soccer Announcer
Irish Maid Answering Machine Message
New Year's Toast
Nice Little Song About Having The Irish Curse
Great bars
5 Stages of drunkenness
Uncensored
Goofball.com Error Page
Goofball.com Error Page
Goofball.com Error Page
Artist In Appeal For Women's Underwear
It All Depends Who You're With
Stranded On A Desert Island
The Best Bar in Town
|
More Sex Jokes...
| | |
|
|
ARTICLE FORUM LIST |
|
You must register to participate in this discussion.
|
  |
Then how come
(0 replies)
started by
marvin
(09.28.2001 3:12:23 AM EST)
they've got three kids ? LOL
|
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
|
|
|
Most Recent |
|
|
 |
Flat Belly
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his ...
11.15.2008
Wife In a Coma
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath .One of them was washing her private area and noticed a slight response whenever she touched her there ...
10.29.2008
Abe Lincoln
A man wearing a stovepipe hat, a fake beard, and a ...
10.10.2008
The Urinal Is Too High
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by ...
10.03.2008
|
|
|
|
| Rate This!
|
|
|
|
| Section Features
|
|
|
|
| One Year Ago
|
|
|
|
| Two Years Ago
|
|
Escapee
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
11.11.2006
Elderly Sexual Position
Two old women talking over coffee happened upon the ...
11.03.2006
30 Year Reunion
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party ...
10.29.2006
Sunday Afternoon Quickie
John and Marsha decided that the only way to pull ...
10.16.2006
|
|
|
|
| Lookie Here!
|
|
|
|
|
Goofball Facts |
|
| |
|
A woman's sense of smell is most acute during ovulation.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
Love the country, live to pee outside!
~SweetiePeach~
~*God Bless America*~
