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"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective." -George W. Bush, during a White House press conference, Feb. 22, 2001
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"A lot of people think it's going to take the mustard off the World Series. Well, the World Series will always have mustard on it. Anytime you're playing for that ring, there's going to be mustard involved."
— Releiver Lee Smith, when asked if interleague play had taken the "luster" off the World Series
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#18 A jellyfish is 95% water.
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... is so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle... is so fat, !
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NO WAY
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started by
TNB
(05.05.2001 5:04:18 PM EST)
You know they don't do it, and anyway, she's to old to have a kid
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Bill Clinton
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.26.2001 8:41:09 AM EST)
Bill Clinton is a twat
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Bill Clinton thinks aloud, "I just can't win!"
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started by
willi
(04.25.2001 4:22:56 PM EST)
Let's see,if it's Monica, were going to have the ugliest baby known to man. If it's Hillary, we're still going to have the ugliest baby known to man.
The best case scenario out of this little deal is I get to screw both Monica and Hillary, resulting in two ugly babies, hence Chelsea won't have to be an only ugly child!
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