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"A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses - Hispanically owned or otherwise - pay taxes at the highest marginal rate." -George W. Bush, speaking to the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, March 19, 2001
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"You know the world is off tilt, when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is Chinese, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."
— Charles Barkley
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#13 Cats have over 100 vocal chords.
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Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find!
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 The Wedding Night | | By: Seaweedy | Published: 11/14/2000 | | |  |
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Harry was sensitive about his wooden leg and afraid no woman would have him.
He was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of
marriage. He couldn't bring himself to tell his fiancé about his leg when he
slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they
picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I've got a big
surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.
The wedding night came and went, and the young couple was at last alone in
their hotel room. "Now don't forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise,"
said the bride.
Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife's hand on the stump.
"Hmmmmm," she said softly, "That is a surprise. Pass me the Vaseline and
I'll see what I can do."
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KaP'N Aype's 2 cents
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KaptainAype
(11.14.2000 6:47:44 PM EST)
Stumps creep me out... i dont know why but i never wanna go to war and have to see anyone with a stump for a hand, arm, leg, etc.
P.S. that was ok... but i wouldnt tell that joke to anyone. the thought of a stump for a leg gives me the chills. -=KaP'N AyPe=-
You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch
<^>(0¿o)<^>
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this joke sucks!!!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.14.2000 2:19:45 PM EST)
Next time you should put something worth reading up on the screen
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hmm
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started by
brucewolcott
(11.14.2000 9:57:59 AM EST)
oil up the woody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fun with Amputees!
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started by
NakedCanuck
(11.14.2000 1:41:14 AM EST)
Everything after that would be a dissapointment to her. ;-)The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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SHE MUST HAVE
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started by
donut38
(11.14.2000 0:40:14 AM EST)
REALLY GOT AROUND BEFORE SHE FOUND HIM
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