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 Koala Bear | | By: Kitten | Published: 05/27/2000 | | |  |
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A prostitute visiting Australia goes to a bar and sits down
beside a Koala bear. She was bored so she asks the Koala bear if he'd
like a little action. The Koala bear agrees and they check into a
hotel room. She gets undressed and lies on the bed.
The Koala immediately goes down on her, then gets up and jerks
himself off all over her and then quickly heads for the door.
The mprostitute says:"Wait a minute. Where do you think you're going?
Aren't you forgetting something?"The Koala say:"Like what?".
The prostitute says: "I'm a prostitute. Look it up in the
dictionary" The Koala looks it up...".PROSTITUTE: one who earns
money by engaging in sexual relations with others for a fee"
He then says to the prostitute:"Well, I'm Koala bear. Look that
up in the dictionary."She does and it says " KOALA: a furry
marsupial, native to Australia; eats bush, shoots and leaves."
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this joke was mine too
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watergirlfla
(06.21.2000 4:16:00 PM EST)
i always tell people this joke, but mines a little different, just a furry animal that eats bushes and leaves.
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ERGH< SAD`
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 1:24:00 AM EST)
1st
this is a sak end of a story
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wbozz
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.27.2000 2:19:57 AM EST)
i always shoot first then leave as long as i gets mine
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