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 The New Harley | | By: Xcessiv4ce | Published: 02/03/2000 | | |  |
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A young man saves up for years and finally has enough money to get a brand-new Harley Davidson bike. He sits down with the dealer and checks off all of his options, and the dealer asks him if he wants special chrome treatment to prevent rust forever. Since he had only enough money for the bike, he had to refuse. But the dealer says "Okay, look, I'll be honest with you. All you have to do is apply a thin coat of Vaseline to the chrome before it rains, and you'll be in good shape." The young man thanks the dealer for this advice, slaps down the cash, and rides off on his brand new bike.
The young man decides that he should ride by and pick up his girlfriend for a ride. Little did he know, his girlfriend's parents had just finished making a big dinner, being Italians. He decides that he will join them instead of going out for a ride. Making a mental note of the increasing cloud cover, he sits down at the table. He stuffs himself full, so full that he can barely move. His girlfriend's parents say to him "You know, in our family, it's a tradition that after a big meal, the first person to talk has to clear the table and do the dishes."
The young man looks at all the plates and decides that he will keep his mouth shut. They sit in complete silence for about 20 minutes, and he decides that he's had enough sitting and throws his girlfriend down on the table and screws her right there. Nobody says a word; not even the girlfriend. "These people are crazy," he thinks to himself. About an hour later, it's still quiet, and the young man decides to throw his girlfriend's mother up on the table and screws her. Silence. Another 30 minutes pass and there is a huge clap of thunder. Remembering his chrome, the young man pulls the Vaseline out of his jacket and stands up. "That's okay," says the girlfriend's father. "I'll do the dishes."
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