Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new stud
rooster for his chicken coop.
The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and
says: "Ok, old fellow, time to retire."
The old rooster says: "You can't handle all these chickens,
look at what it did to me!"
The young rooster replies: "Now, don't give me a hassle
about this old man. It's time for the old to step aside and the
young to take over -- so take a hike!"
The old rooster says: "Aw, c'mon, just let me have those two
old hens over there in the corner. I won't bother you."
The young rooster snarls: "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up!
I'm taking over!"
The old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the
young rooster: "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a
race around the farmhouse with you. Whoever wins the race gets
full domain over the chicken coop."
The young rooster smiles: "You know I'm going to beat you,
old man. So just to be fair, I'm even going to give you a head
start."
The two roosters line up in back of the farm house; a hen
clucks "Go!" and the old rooster takes off running. About 5
seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round
the front of the farm house and the young rooster is only
inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
Farmer Brown, sitting on the porch, hearing the commotion,
looks up and sees what's going on. Quickly, he grabs his
shotgun and BOOM! The young rooster is blown to
smithereens!Farmer Brown sadly shakes his head in disgust:
"Dammit! That makes the third gay rooster I bought this
week."
