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 The nude Sunbathers | | By: Mr. Hankey | Published: 11/25/1999 | | |  |
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There's a husband and wife at a nude beach and there lying in
the sun nude. All of a sudden this bee flies up into the girls
you know what...
The guy covers up his wife and takes her directly to the
doctor. The doctor inspects the girls vagina and says to the
girl "The bee is pretty far up there, our only chance of
getting him out is if your husband smears honey on to the tip
of his penis and procedes to have intercourse with you.
The husband decides to give it a try. He smears on the honey but he
cant get hard because he is just so worried about his wife. The
doctor says "I wouldn't mind giving it a try if neither of you
object."
The couple agrees to let the doctor to this and he
procedes to smear the honey on to the tip of his dick and then
he started screwing the girl. He's screwing her for about 3
minutes and the husband gets the idea that he's enjoying
himself. So the husband finally steps up and says "Ok you've
been having sex for a while now.
Whats going on? Is the bee out
yet?" Then the doctor says "Change of plan, Iam gonna drown the
little bastard."
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what the hell is this ?
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krn333
(06.02.2001 10:51:14 AM EST)
I don't think you would call this crap uncensored . new catagory ,
s--t no one cares about.
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the sting
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jnpendell
(04.08.2001 4:45:05 AM EST)
my girl, whenever she gets a prick in her hand,puts it cider!!!very good
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pist off
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.05.2001 0:07:01 AM EST)
I want to see some twotts or tits NOW
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Change of plans
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started by
mrdrape
(03.30.2001 11:35:25 PM EST)
Or he could have decided "Ya know, I´m the doctor, so let the doctor operate"
bad joke from myselfI eat scumm and then I'm done
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hello
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.26.2000 9:11:28 AM EST)
hope you like this this is funny
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?
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.14.2000 5:22:54 AM EST)
well...did the bee spit or swallow?
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ouch
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started by
kenpat
(07.22.2000 7:03:14 PM EST)
husband should have kissed it to make it better.mugrump
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