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Husband or Wife?

By: DaJammerPublished: 11/19/1999
 
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A man gets arrested and jailed for robbing a store. When they bring him to his cell, he see's his cellmate is a huge, tough looking character. Once he's in the cell and the guards leave, his cellmate walks up to him and says, "We gotta get one thing straight, you gonna be the husband, or the wife?"

By now the guy is horrified of the prospects the question raises, but he thinks about it, and says, "I'll be the husband!".

His cellmate sits on the bunk and says, "Alright, now get over here and suck your wife's dick!"

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started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.03.2001 12:14:25 PM EST)

absolutly sick. people in jail arent really like that. i know that cos i was in jail for four years, its a laugh in there actually!!

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started by YuckFou
(11.12.2000 9:34:44 AM EST)

Thats Sum Sick Shit

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