When the ark's door was closed Noah called a meeting with all
the animals.
"Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be
NO sex on this trip. All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my
sons.
I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see
land, you can get your penis back."
After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and
was very excited. "Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out
the window to see if there is any land out there!"
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his
shoulders,
looked out the window, and said, "Sorry, no land yet."
"Damn!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him.
Mrs. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for
forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to
see land.
But why are you acting so excited every day?"
"Look!", said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out
a piece of paper, "I GOT THE HORSE'S RECEIPT!!"
