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"The solid truth of the matter is, when you find—if you want to help heal the hurt, if you want to you hurt people—help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks," Nov. 4, 2002
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"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code, he turned himself in."
— Rita Rudner, Comedian
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#225 There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts.
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so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
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Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
A: He did okay until his business fell off.
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 The Magic Pills | | By: Noodle | Published: 10/30/1999 | | |  |
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A woman was becoming greatly distressed. Her husband had lost
all intrest in sex and all the various doctors and specialists
they had seen could give no reason.
In desperation she wrote to
Santa Claus asking for help. He responded by giving her special
sex pills. He told her that if she put one pill in her husbands
dinner then they'd have a night of fantastic sex. He also warned
her never to use more than one. The woman was skeptacle but
decided to give it a try and, by god, it worked!
The woman was
so thrilled she used one pill a day for an entire month. One day
she thought "Well all this sex has been great, but what would
happen if I gave him all the pills at once..."
So, completely forgetting Santa's warning she slipped all
the remaining pills in her husband's dinner.
Several months later Santa decided to check up on the woman
and see how his gift had helped her. A young boy
answered the phone and Santa asked hom his mother was enjoying
the gift. The little boy said "So you're the one who sent the pills... well, Mommy's dead, sister's pregnant, my ass hurts, and Daddy's up in the attic going "here kitty kitty" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | |
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SANTA WOULDN`T
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started by
donut38
(10.30.2000 0:37:47 AM EST)
GIVE AWAY ANYTHING AS DANGEROUS AS THAT WOULD HE
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eh
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started by
yusaku999
(10.30.2000 0:13:41 AM EST)
I'm kinda tired of that joke. You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/
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