There was this newly married couple, that were taking a
tour bus up to Minnesota for their honeymoon. As they were on
their way, the bus got a flat tire, and was forced to pull over
to the side of the road.
The man, named Sven, said to his wife named Olga, "Why don't we go up to the woods and make love? It would be so romantic."
Olga said, in reply "No, we must wait til we get to Minnesota, in order for it to be special."
Sven said "Ok," and they got back on the bus, and continued on, in persuit of Minnesota. While they were on the bus, the couple began talking to the other passengers, and were starting to have a good time. Among the group, was a bunch of hunters, hoping to get a shot at a huge animal in Minnesota.
Just about that time, the bus somehow ran out of gas and was
forced to stop for the second time. Once again, Sven ask Olga
if she wanted to go up to the woods and make sweet sweet love.
Olga responded the same way, by saying that they should wait
until they get to Minnesota.
So after a long wait, the bus got back on its way, and all the passengers were having a good time when oddly enough, the bus stopped for the third time. This
time, the problem was unknown. So, all the passengers got off, to stretch their legs, when Olga asks Sven if he wants to go up to the woods and make sweet love.
In suprise, Sven replies "Well what happened to waiting until we get to Minnesota?"
Well, Olga said "The hunters said that by the time we get to
Minnesota, the fucking season will be over!"
