Corn on the Cob
By: Hecate	Published: 04/23/1999
Two guys were driving down an old back round when all of a sudden they run out of gas. They think to themselves what we should do. One of the guys looked up and saw an old house a little ways up the street. He says, "Why don't we go to that house and see if they have a phone." The other guy says, "Sure, why not." So they walk up to the house and rang the door bell. An old lady opened the door and said,"Hello, can I help you?" They one guy says, "Yes, do you have a phone we could use, our car ran out of gas a little ways back." The old lady says,"I'm sorry but I don't have a phone, but I'll tell you what you can stay here the night and then walk back to town, in the morning." The guys said, "That would be great, thanks alot." Then the old woman said, "But only on one condition, one of you has to have sex with me!" The guys look at each other thinking she must be nuts! But then they thought well its the only way to get back, so the one says, "I will sleep with you!" The old lady says come on in. Later that night, the old lady was getting ready for bed and says, "I'm ready!" The guy was thinking to himself, "Oh my god what am I about to do!" Meanwhile, the other guy is outside walking around, checking out the place. Anyway back to the old lady. The old lady wanted to lights turned out, so the guy went to turn them out when he saw a bucket of corn, now he thought to himself, "Since the lights are out, maybe I can use the corn, instead of my dick!" So he picked up the bucket and sat it next to the bed. He got in bed and reached for a piece of corn and started probing it into the old lady. She was moaning and groaning, saying it was the best she ever had. The guy kept getting different pieces of corn, and each one he threw out the window. The next morning, the guys that was with the old lady, asked the other guy what he did all night. And he said,"I ate buttered corn on the cob, all night long!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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sick (0 replies)   started by yomammasmamma (01.13.2001 1:15:08 PM EST) that wasn't funny! that was stupid and sick!!! yo mamma!

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