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 The Eveready Dildo | | By: Laura | Published: 04/21/1999 | | |  |
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A little old lady with blue hair entered the sexual aids shop and asked in a quivering voice, "Y-y-y-young m-m-man, d-d-do y-y-you s-sell d-d- dildos h-h-h- here?"
The
salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady's appearance in his shop, answered, "Uuh, yes, ma'am. We do."
The little old lady, holding out her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, "D-d-do y-y-you ha-aave a-a-any ab-b-b-bout th-this l-l-long?"
"Well, yes ma'am, we do. We have several that size."
Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then asked, "A-a-are an-n-ny o-of th-them ab-b-bout thi-i-i-s b-b-b-big ar-r-round-d?"
"Well, Yes ma'am a few of them are about that big."
"D-d-do a-a-ny o-of th-th-them ha-a-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?"
"Yes, Ma'am, one model does."
"W-W-Wel-l-l-l, h-h-how d-d-do y-y-you t-t-turn it o-o-off?
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