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 How to convince him you're a virgin | | By: UncleLou | Published: 02/23/1999 | | |  |
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Shortly before her wedding day, a young bride-to-be anxiously approaches her mother for advice. "Mother, I'm very woried," she says, "Harry thinks I'm a virgin, but on our wedding night he'll find out my hymen is already broken, and he'll be devastated. What can I do?"
The mother replies, "Oh, that's an easy problem to solve. I had the same problem with your father. Just put a rubber band around your thigh. Then, on your wedding night, just as Harry begins to enter you, reach down and snap the rubber band. Harry will think it's your hymen snapping, and you'll be home free!"
The bride takes her mother's advice and, on her wedding day she puts a thick rubber band around her thigh. That night, just as her new husband begins to enter her, she reaches down and snaps the elastic band. "What was that snapping?" he asks excitedly.
"That was my hymen snapping," she replies.
"Well, would you please unsnap it," he asks, "You've got my balls stuck in it!"
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that
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paparoach1
(02.23.2001 1:03:57 PM EST)
was ok
We're going to infest
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OMG!!
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jmc4295
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The wonders of rubber......
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LMFAO!
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kyeo
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I love it!!! haha sucked in, if you're not a virgin, don't lie about it
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