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32,547 articles October 11, 2008 557,085 postings




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Abe Lincoln
A man wearing a stovepipe hat, a fake beard, and a ...
Published : 10.10.2008

Rate: 3.50
The Urinal Is Too High
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by ...
Published : 10.03.2008

Rate: 3.73
MY NEXT LIFE By George Carlin
I want to live my next life backwards: You start ...
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Published : 09.23.2008

Rate: 1.77
Billy Bob
In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's ...
Published : 08.18.2008

Rate: 1.92
Your Daughter Is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked ...
Published : 08.17.2008

Rate: 2.48
The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 06.07.2008

Rate: 3.73
I Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids....
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive ...
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Published : 06.04.2008

Rate: 3.73
The Pill
A rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy ...
Published : 05.26.2008

Rate: 3.71
Two Old Guys Comparing, Um, Well, You Decide...
Two old guys are sitting in a bar when the first one ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.01.2008

Rate: 3.53
Priorities Change As We Age
As we age, our priorities change ...
Published : 04.08.2008

Rate: 3.73
Beer And Mowing The Lawn
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, ...
Published : 03.30.2008

Rate: 2.76
Best Divorce Letter Ever
Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn't ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 03.19.2008

Rate: 3.75
Time To Do The Dishes
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Published : 03.03.2008

Rate: 3.73
After 25 Years
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
Published : 03.02.2008

Rate: 3.73
It's Go Time
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.
Published : 03.01.2008

Rate: 3.73
Sex Education
Coming through the door after school one day, Little ...
Published : 01.13.2008

Rate: 2.89
The Offer
A man on a business trip went to a singles bar, approached ...
Published : 01.03.2008

Rate: 3.92
My First Condom
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or ...
Published : 01.01.2008

Rate: 3.92
What a Coincidence
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
Published : 11.30.2007

Rate: 3.73
What a Coincidence
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
Published : 11.29.2007

Rate: 3.73
Still Not Hungry??
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon ...
Published : 11.26.2007

Rate: 2.95
What A Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path ...
Published : 11.25.2007

Rate: 3.13
A Wise Old Man
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend ...
Published : 09.14.2007

Rate: 1.83
Do You Have A Good Health Plan?
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around ...
Published : 08.25.2007

Rate: 3.27
Making Love In The VW
Steve and Fiona were making passionate love in Steve's ...
Published : 08.18.2007

Rate: 2.89
All Grandpas, Heed This WARNING:
Do not lose your grandkids in the mall. A small ...
Published : 08.16.2007

Rate: 2.57
Grandpa's Advice
I hope that this will once again confirm that the ...
Published : 08.03.2007

Rate: 3.83
Who's The Father?
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed ...
Published : 07.23.2007

Rate: 3.85
Penis Repair
A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on ...
Published : 05.25.2007

Rate: 3.71
Rye Bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their ...
Published : 05.22.2007

Rate: 2.14

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