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#51 There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
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Q. How many NYU students does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Nobody knows, as soon one of them gets to the top of the ladder, they jump.
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get out coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
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