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A Drunk Staggers Into A Church

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 10/14/2006
 
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic church and enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The Priest caughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin; there's no paper on this side either."

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    The Confessional (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.14.2006 10:13:22 AM EST)


    A Classic

    And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories,
    decides to deliver a message to humanity,
    He WILL NOT use, as His messenger,
    a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Mel ... (1 reply)  
    started by j9nh
    (10.14.2006 6:50:57 AM EST)

    is that you?

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