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I Sent My Son To Israel

By: bd2sonPublished: 06/09/2006
 
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A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son Returned, he said, "Papa, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?"

He took his problem to his best friend. "Ike," he said, "I sent my son to Israel, and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Ike. "I too, sent my Son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi.” So they did, and they explained their problem to the rabbi.

"Funny you should ask," said the rabbi. "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?"

And so they all prayed, telling the Lord about their sons. As they finished their prayer, a voice came from the heavens:

"Funny you should ask," said the voice. "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and...."

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I should (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(06.09.2006 11:41:45 AM EST)


Have seen it coming, too, but I didn't. Great stuff, BD! LMAO!

my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

NEW JOKE alert (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(06.09.2006 6:54:11 AM EST)


This is a new joke for me,

"Oy vey," I should have seen that punch line coming though. LOL

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started by marrakeshman
(06.09.2006 4:11:01 AM EST)

thanks for that one man, its going right into my private "favorites" collection, really funny and how so true.

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