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Answered Prayers

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 08/08/2007
 
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A woman had a female parrot which kept saying: 'Hello, I am very horny. Do you want to have some fun?'

She was frantic, so she went to her Pastor to find a solution to the problem.

The Pastor said, 'Bring your bird to my house. I have two male parrots who read the bible and pray all the time. They will be a good influence on her.'

So, the woman brought the parrot to his house and put her parrot into the cage with the two male birds.

She squawked, 'Hello, I am very horny. Do you want to have some fun?'

One male parrot looked at the other one and said, 'Put away the Bible, Fred, our prayers have been answered.'

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    oh yeah (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.09.2007 10:18:43 PM EST)

    thats good stuff...hahahaha

    This could have been prevented. (0 replies)  
    started by nellzbellz
    (08.08.2007 10:42:17 PM EST)

    Everybody knows that birds of a feather not only flock, but fuck, together.

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