Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
— Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins. (1991)
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking?
A: All those men already have boyfriends.
 
 


Where Is Jesus Christ?

By: misspkPublished: 01/18/2003
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

The teacher in a bible school class asked her students "Where is Jesus Christ today?"

One student raised his hand and answered "Jesus Christ is in heaven!" "Very good," replied the teacher.

Another student raised her hand and said "Jesus Christ is in my heart!" "Very good!" said the teacher.

"Anyone else?" Little Billy raised his hand and told the teacher "Jesus Christ is in my bathroom."

"Why do you say that Billy?" the teacher asked.

"Because every morning at the same time my dad gets up to go to the bathroom and yells "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Jesus Christ!
  • Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
  • Jesus Causes Acne Down Under
  • Jesus Is Watching
  • Can Jesus Really Help This Guy?
  • Oh Sweet Jesus!
  • political suicide
  • Peace . . . man . . . .
  • Guys Taking the Hell Express
  • Man Sentenced For Forced Marriage To Niece
  • Preemie Baby Proves Good Things Come in Small Packages
  • Stupid News Clips
  • SheepMan
  • Replacement for Pork The One You Love
  • A Sign From Above
  • Walk on Water
  • Oh Powerful One
  • Your Being Watched
  • Gone Fishin'
  • Barbara Hershey's Breast

  • More Religious Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    LOL !! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.18.2003 2:19:03 PM EST)

    Maybe the drunk guy outside the bar in Patron's joke last week lives with this guy. Hehehehe.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    hahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.18.2003 12:22:44 PM EST)

    sounds like my house....lol

    Jesus Christ ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.18.2003 11:39:56 AM EST)

    is the nickname my golfing buddies gave me.
    Every time I show up to play golf they say "Jesus Christ, are you here again?"

    Hahahahahaha
    Good one Miss PK

    That reminds me... (0 replies)
    started by seaweedy
    (01.18.2003 3:04:14 AM EST)

    True story ... I visited my chiropractor this Thursday and during the "adjustment" he suddenly jumped up and landed on my back with his belly (yes, chiropractors really do things like that). I was taken by surprise and I yelled "Jesus Christ!" Calmly the doctor replied, "Oh, he's here every Friday in the next room!"

    Cute~ (0 replies)
    started by vmax97
    (01.18.2003 2:37:33 AM EST)

    That was as cute as you misspk!

    I'd try anything twice, just to make sure! LOL

    Good one PK (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (01.18.2003 0:31:20 AM EST)


    Jesus Christ it's good to see you submitting again.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Forest Gump
    When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. ...
    09.05.2008

    Graveside Service
    A young preacher was asked by a funeral director to ...
    04.11.2008

    God And The Scientist
    God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist ...
    02.15.2008

    The Afterlife
    An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first ...
    02.14.2008

    Rate This!

    3.50 Goofballs of 5
    8 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Preventing Disease
    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
    12.02.2007

    Creation
    A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how ...
    09.12.2007

    Who Does What
    A man and his wife were having an argument about who ...
    09.11.2007

    Off To The Races
    Mitch, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak ...
    09.07.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Young Preacher
    A young preacher was asked by the local funeral director ...
    11.04.2006

    Halloween Kiss
    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab ...
    10.31.2006

    Sex Work Or Play
    A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin ...
    10.17.2006

    A Drunk Staggers Into A Church
    A drunk staggers into a Catholic church and enters ...
    10.14.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Goofball Facts
     
    Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.