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Lent

By: acidintervalPublished: 01/10/2004
 
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On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blonde virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent."

Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! To whom did you lend it, and for how long?"

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    pretty (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.10.2004 3:36:42 PM EST)

    good one.....lol

    No need for this (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.10.2004 12:54:57 PM EST)


    Feeding the hungry seems like an honorable thing to do during Lent.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I was raised a catholic (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (01.10.2004 0:51:20 AM EST)

    but gave it up when I couldn't have that red meat on Fridays.

    TGIF

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    started by thecritic
    (01.10.2004 0:41:32 AM EST)


    Never heard that one before

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