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Why Lord?

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 07/20/2002
 
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After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.

Adam: "Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?"
God: "So you will always want to look at her.'

Adam: "Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?"
God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: "She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?"
God: "So you will always want to be near her."

Adam: "That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?"
God: "So she would love you."

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    AHA! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.20.2002 12:02:27 PM EST)

    So that's been my problem! Anyone know where I can find a babe with an IQ below 50? It might help if she's blind, too.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    I'm not sure Roger (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.20.2002 3:46:16 AM EST)

    maybe if we pray long and hard to God she will give us the answer ?

    Well (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.20.2002 2:17:16 AM EST)


    are we bashing men or women here?


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