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A Prayer

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/29/1999
 
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

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    started by freewaterone
    (06.27.2001 8:01:54 AM EST)

    Oh Boy... This is one that you will never see being taught in Religious ed classes. Although, after working in an office, it does have its merits

    As Always... Good Luck

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