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"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: Fool me once, shame on [pause] shame on you. [Pause] Fool me [long, uncomfortable, agonizing pause] you can't get fooled again."Source: The Washington Post, "The Reliable Source," Lloyd Grove, Sept. 18, 2002
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"When I was in Boy Scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street."
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#228 THere is a town in South Dakota named 'Tea'.
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so ugly when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
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Q: What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary right after sex?
A: I'll be home in 15 minutes.
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 Bush Eats Kosher | | By: HHB | Published: 08/14/2001 | | |  |
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George W. says to an aide, "I need to do better in south Florida four years from now. I've got to see what all this Jewish stuff is about."
So off they go to a kosher restaurant. The first course is set in front of them -- matzoh ball soup. George W. is grossed out and reluctant to taste this strange-looking brew.
Gently, the aide says, "Just have a taste, Mr. President. If you don't like it, you don't have to finish it."
George W. gingerly lowers his spoon into the bowl, picking up a small piece of matzoh ball with some broth. He hesitates, then swallows, and a grin slowly appears on his face. George W. digs in, and quickly finishes off the entire bowl of soup and all of the matzoh balls.
"That was delicious," George W. says to his aide.
"Do the Jews eat any other parts of the matzoh, or just the balls? Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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