When Noah made the arc, he told the animals to go out and
reproduce but that the couples had to of different species.
He was supervising and saw a dog having sex with a monkey and
thought "this is gonna be one of the rarest species ever: a dog
that climbs trees"
Then he saw a turtle and a cheetah mating and said "out of this
two is gonna come out the fastest turtle on earth"
Then he saw something strange: he saw a horse with a condom.
Angrily, he asked the horse "didnt i told to go out and
reproduce?"
"Yes" said the horse.
"So what are you doing with a condom on boy?"
"Are you blind?" retorted the horse, "this is miss snake. She's
giving me a blow job"