A man dies and due to his evil, and sinful life, goes to
hell. The devil himself meets him at the gates of Hell and
tells him,"I don't know what all you've heard up there, but
Hell isn't all that bad a place."
"Let me ask you, do you like to smoke?"
The man answers,"Yes, I do"
"Oh, good then", the devil says, "You'll LOVE Mondays. Every
Monday we all sit around and smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes,
try out new types of tobacco. You'll love Mondays..."Wow,
this isn’t as bad as everyone thought it would be," said
the man."
Do you like to drink?" The man answers, "Yea, sure,I like to
drink." The devil says,"Good, you'll love Tuesdays then. All we
do on Tuesdays is sit around and drink beer, wine, and all
kinds of different mixed drinks. You'll just love
Tuesdays." "This just keeps getting better,"
says the man.
Do you like to swear?" "Sure," says the man, "I swear a
lot."
"Great then. you'll love Wednesdays." The devil says, "On
Wednesdays, all we do is sit around and swear a lot, we try to
make up new cuss words, and have a great time, you'll just love
Wednesdays." "I can’t believe this," utters the
man.
"Oh, by the way", asks the devil, "Are you GAY?"
"Hell no", the man replys, "I hate Fags!"
The devil look at him, and says, "Then you're gonna HATE
Thursdays."
