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What Would Jesus Do?

By: AntonioGardnerPublished: 05/08/1999
 
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While waiting in line to check out at a Christian bookstore, a man in front of me asked the clerk about a display of hats with the letters WWJD on them. The clerk explained that WWJD stands for "What Would Jesus Do?" and that the idea is to get people to consider this question when making decisions.

The man pondered for a moment, then replied, "I don't think he'd pay $29.99 for that hat!"

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    started by cheeseball
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    Would Jesus pay $20 a year for Goofball.com?

    Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.

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