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    Published : 04.11.2008

    Rate: 1.94
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    Rate: 3.73
    The Afterlife
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    Published : 02.14.2008

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    Published : 01.19.2008

    Rate: 2.67
    Preventing Disease
    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
    Published : 12.02.2007

    Rate: 1.81
    Creation
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    Published : 09.12.2007

    Rate: 1.97
    Who Does What
    A man and his wife were having an argument about who ...
    Published : 09.11.2007

    Rate: 3.50
    Off To The Races
    Mitch, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak ...
    Published : 09.07.2007

    Rate: 3.00
    Answered Prayers
    A woman had a female parrot which kept saying ...
    Published : 08.08.2007

    Rate: 3.73
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    Published : 08.07.2007

    Rate: 3.73
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    Published : 08.04.2007

    Rate: 3.85
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    Published : 08.02.2007

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    Published : 07.22.2007

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    Published : 07.17.2007

    Rate: 3.73
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    Published : 06.28.2007

    Rate: 3.83
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    Published : 06.27.2007

    Rate: 3.73
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    Rate: 3.73
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    Published : 03.13.2007

    Rate: 4.00
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    Published : 03.08.2007

    Rate: 4.00
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    Published : 01.27.2007

    Rate: 4.09
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    Published : 01.11.2007

    Rate: 4.00
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    Published : 01.07.2007

    Rate: 3.85
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    Published : 12.25.2006

    Rate: 4.09
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    Published : 11.04.2006

    Rate: 4.00
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    Published : 10.31.2006

    Rate: 3.50
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    Published : 10.17.2006

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