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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"Tommy is a good listener, and he's a pretty good actor, too. He can get things done. Action man, we call him." —Bush, referring to Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy ThompsonSource: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere nearthe place."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#202 The mouth of the Statue of Liberty is three feet wide.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly she could scare a dog off a meat truck.
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One Liners |
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Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
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".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."
