"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in doing so we notonly freed the American people, we made our own people more secure." —Bush, on regime change in the United States Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President George W. Bush and AustralianPrime Minister John Howard Hold Joint Media Availability," May 3, 2003
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#190 Thailand means "Land of the Free".
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house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
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Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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