"And as I said in my State of the Union, the idea is to see that a car borntoday—I mean, a child born today will be driving a car, as his or herfirst car, which will be powered by hydrogen and pollution-free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: EnergyIndependence," Feb. 6, 2003
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so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
One Liners
Q: Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? A: They fought like animals and retained water for fourdays.
One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called over the head waiter. "Good morning, sir! I'd like to order two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked that it's runny, and the other so overcooked that it's tough.
"I also want some rubbery bacon, burnt toast, and butter that's so cold it's impossible to spread.
"Finally, I'll have a pot of extra-weak coffee, served at room temperature."
The bewildered waiter almost stuttered. "Sir! We cannot serve such an awful breakfast to you here!"
"Why not?" the guest replied. "That's what I got here yesterday!"
Waaaaaahahahaha
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started by
marrakeshman
(01.09.2007 6:54:19 AM EST)
that's what you get bd, going to posh hotels.
BTW, do you know what the letters P.O.S.H. stand for and the origins of the word?
".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."
What?
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started by
luvly1
(01.09.2007 0:08:51 AM EST)
No grits?
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