"I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that." —Bush, speaking to Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon Source: Washington Post, "Bush Sticks to the Broad Strokes," Glenn Kessler, June 3, 2003
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"That bomb can never detonate, and I say that as an explosives expert." —Admiral Leray about the Atom Bomb
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#188 Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest, and highest continent on earth.
Yo Mama ...
referees bar fights without a shirt on.
One Liners
Q. What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
A very loud, unattractive & hard-faced woman walks into Asda in Dundee with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning madam and welcome to Asda. Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?... Do you think they look alike, ya dickhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just canny believe anyone would actually shag you twice!"
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Redneck Vasectomy After having their 11th child, a redneck couple on welfare decided that their family finally was big enough, their monthly check wasn't big enough for them to rent a bigger trailer, and they were both too lazy to go get a job.
10.30.2007
".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."
