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Alligator Alert

By: bd2sonPublished: 07/05/2006
 
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The Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, golfers and tourists in general to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in : Alachua, Marion, Lake, Collier, Lee, Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard, Putnam and Orange counties.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their shoes or clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should learn to recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings.

Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.

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Hehehehehehe (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(07.05.2006 11:03:21 AM EST)


You might find a PETA membership card or 2 in the droppings as well.

my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

Oh man that was close (0 replies)  
started by thegrandpatron
(07.05.2006 9:17:19 AM EST)


If I hadn't got this in an email yesterday
this would have been a new joke.

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