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Get Your Husband Fixed

By: bd2sonPublished: 06/13/2006
 
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An East Texas couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".

The doctor asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this. vThe husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children born in North America was Mexican, and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

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    EAST TEXAS ? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.13.2006 8:48:10 AM EST)


    This isn't a joke, but reality.
    LOL

    One out of 10??? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.13.2006 4:45:35 AM EST)


    This must be a REALLY old joke.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    whahahahhaasnorthahahafar (0 replies)  
    started by donutncoffee
    (06.13.2006 0:07:37 AM EST)

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