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Q. Have you heard the latest Rush Limbaugh jokes? A. Neither has he.
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past five years.
In an effort to determine the circumstances during the last 15 seconds before a fatal accidents, "black boxes" were installed in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks.
The auto makers were surprised to find that in 49 of the 50 states, the last words spoken of 61.2 percent of the drivers in fatal crashes were, "Oh, shit!"
Only the state of Georgia was different, where the last words spoken of 89.3 percent of the drivers in fatal crashes were, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
something about a 4x4..
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jimbo
(10.18.2003 2:05:31 AM EST)
that brings out the redneck in all of us.
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