An OSU fan is having breakfast one morning -- coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam, when a Michigan fan, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The OSU fan, ignores the UM fan who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
UM Fan: "You OSU folks eat the whole bread?"
OSU Fan: "Of course."
UM Fan: (After blowing a big bubble with his gum) "We don't. In Michigan, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Ohio."
The UM Fan has a smirk on his face. The OSU Fan listens.
The UM Fan persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"
OSU Fan: "Of course"
UM Fan: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. In Michigan, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the seeds, peels and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jelly and sell it to Ohio."
The OSU Fan then asks: "Do you have sex in Michigan?"
UM Fan: "Why of course we do," he says with a big smirk.
OSU Fan: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
UM Fan: "We throw them away of course."
OSU Fan: "We don't. In Ohio, we put them into a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Michigan."
