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Survivor: Texas-Style

By: beckdaddyPublished: 08/29/2001
 
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To capitalize on the popularity of the hit series "Survivor", a Texas production company is planning to produce a new TV show for the upcoming fall season called "Survivor: Texas-Style".

The contestants, all male, will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, down to Houston and Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, up to Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft.Worth and then back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns". The first one to make it back to Dallas (alive) wins a million dollars.

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Yawn (0 replies)
started by mickofleeds
(03.17.2002 4:30:31 PM EST)

Not that funny....my jokes are funny...goofball just doesn't seem to have the time to put mine on here...never mind eh?

Hello....I am Mick

This is great (0 replies)
started by roger
(02.23.2002 10:23:17 PM EST)

I've missed the damn joke section. It's good to be back.


Just protecting my sheep

Running the Gauntlet (0 replies)
started by marvin
(08.30.2001 2:59:50 AM EST)

of Amuse and Cherry .... they don't stand a chance ! LOL


Kiss My Ass !

what if (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(08.29.2001 10:10:18 PM EST)

nobody makes it allive what happens to the money....
lmao
good one beck

BIG JOHN

Hahahaha! (0 replies)
started by kweenbee
(08.29.2001 7:56:32 PM EST)

Good joke, Beck.

Love the country, live to pee outside!

ROFL! (1 reply)
started by tjshere
(08.29.2001 1:08:53 AM EST)

I usually don't even read the jokes because I've heard so many of them before. I'm sure glad I didn't skip this one. Hilarious, BD.


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LMAO!! (1 reply)  
started by sweetiepeach
(08.29.2001 1:03:45 AM EST)

Good one, honey...:)

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