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	"The solid truth of the matter is, when you find—if you want to help heal the hurt, if you want to you hurt people—help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks," Nov. 4, 2002

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