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 You know you're in Texas when ... | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 08/03/1999 | | |  |
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You know you're in Texas when ...
you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
you can say 110 degrees without fainting.
you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
you can make instant sun tea.
you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding
iron.
the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
you discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive
your car.
you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car
window.
you notice the best parking place is determined by shade
instead of distance.
hot water now comes out of both taps.
it's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one
person is out on the streets.
you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
you break a sweat the instant you step outside...at 7:30
a.m. before work.
no one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or
not having air conditioning.
your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked
out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?.
you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
It's so hot in Texas ...
the birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the
ground.
the potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have
lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them
from laying hard boiled eggs.
It's so dry in Texas ...
the cows are giving evaporated milk.
the trees are whistlin' for the dogs.
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living in texas
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lee76133
(06.24.2001 6:06:09 PM EST)
Its DAMN True!!!!Wazzzzzzzzzuuuuppppppppp!!!!!!!!
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Hot?
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bestwan
(08.29.2000 9:13:41 PM EST)
When you pop your bubble gum, dust flies out.
You catch your air conditioner drip to water the plants.
Most traffic tickets are written at night so the cop's pen doesn't dry out.
Two or three times a week, dinner is Blue Bell ice cream.
The fire department has been called out five times this month to rescue kids from cracks in the ground.
Nobody comes in out of the rain...when it finally happens.
Say no to drugs. And drive in the right lane.
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Serving in Texas
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started by
chemsol1
(07.02.2000 7:10:41 PM EST)
I am currently serving in Ft. Hood, TX and I can honestly say that EVERY SINGLE STATEMENT IS TRUE!!!!! I'm just thankful that I'm not like sqs521 and have vinyl upholstery!Kool!!!!!
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in Texas
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.27.2000 2:11:03 PM EST)
Yes, these are true statements.
You point is?
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being a texan
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started by
sgs521
(06.23.2000 1:52:02 AM EST)
Being a texan, i can say that every bit of this is true, it only sucks that i DO drive a car with vinyl upholstery, and no air conditioning. nEurosis
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