An American tourist was walking along a London street on a windy day,
when he noticed a beautiful woman walking towards him.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the woman's dress up, to reveal that she
was not wearing knickers (British for panties.)
The American, trying to sound as English as possible, said to the woman,
"I say, it's a bit airy, isn't it, love?"
The woman scowled and replied angrily, "What the 'ell did you expect,
feathers?"
Love the country, live to pee outside!
~Obiwan~
