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 Amazing Elevator | | By: VirtualJul | Published: 06/14/2000 | | |  |
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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that would
move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen
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While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
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fuckin first
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started by
elsporker
(06.14.2000 3:51:14 PM EST)
now im like all the other assholes
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