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Arkansas Sex Test

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 10/03/1999
 
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[ True ] or [ False ] -- The clitoris is a type of flower.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- Vagina is a medical term for a Heart Attack.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- A G-string is part of a fiddle.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- Semen is a term for sailors.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- Anus is a Latin term for yearly.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- Eight testicles are found on an Octopus.

 

[ True ] or [ False ] -- Asphalt describes rectal problems.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- Masturbate is used to catch large fish.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- Coitus is a musical instrument.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- A condom is a large apartment complex.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- An orgasm is a person who plays the church organ.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- An erection is when Japanese people vote.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- Pornography is the business of making records.

[ True ] or [ False ] -- Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.

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DUMB (0 replies)
started by 00neon
(06.13.2001 11:46:32 PM EST)

This is just a copy of the Polish version, you Morons!!!!!

uhhhhh (0 replies)
started by sublimebaby
(04.15.2001 3:09:46 AM EST)

I recommend you take this one off,
pretty fucking lame....

REAL FUNNY (0 replies)
started by WOOPI
(04.06.2001 8:41:45 PM EST)

BUT WHY CALL THAT THE ARKANSAS SEX TEST? IT COULD BE THE ALABAMA SEX TEST OR BETTER YET THE MISSISSIPPI SEX TEST.

ARK_KANSAS (0 replies)
started by rma1949
(02.27.2001 5:46:35 AM EST)

Hillbillies from El Dorado!!

What you see is what you get

fucking good one!!! (2 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.02.2000 7:14:52 PM EST)

good one man!!!I didn't know menstrual cycle as 3 wheels!!!!:)!

OkThat's funny (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.14.2000 0:03:39 AM EST)


Were do they Cum up with this stuff

Arkansas (0 replies)
started by nell
(11.11.2000 12:06:58 PM EST)

Quit picking on Arkansas,and start on florida.

Har har har (0 replies)
started by yusaku999
(10.30.2000 5:00:00 AM EST)

Well, it feels better knowing that it's not just me that hates rednecks.

Why do they have southern pride? They lost the war. Are they proud to be losers?

You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

arkansas sex (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.24.2000 10:59:40 PM EST)

very clever!!!!! a good laugh!!!!!!

i have a big dick grils (0 replies)
started by greyson1d
(10.21.2000 4:26:57 PM EST)

hi my name is anthony i live in hotsprings call me if you want my big dick 760-3539 or 760-7439 my age is 24by

Drinks and teasers (0 replies)
started by garmelk
(10.04.2000 9:05:45 PM EST)

drinks and teasers
teasers and drinks
if i had my way
i could get back
on the ocean
flowers grow tall

SUX (1 reply)
started by InF78SYPHoN
(09.27.2000 0:04:33 AM EST)

KORNY ASS SHIT BUT I DO HATE ALABAMIANS SO FUCK ANYBODY FROM ALABAMA

3 uh, big bird, 3 iz a number 3 cuz that's how many joints I've smoked today

TEST YOUR SKILLS (0 replies)
started by MommaBrina
(09.05.2000 3:50:13 PM EST)

WHAT DO YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT SEX AND IT'S TERMINOLOGY?

oink (0 replies)
started by natedaw
(07.10.2000 11:20:09 PM EST)

yeah, but why would the horse knock over the milk man? geez

the message below mine sucks (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.27.2000 10:01:11 PM EST)

Well annnnonymus fagboy, you wasted another minute writing about it. Dumbass.

Uhh this is fucking stupid (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.24.2000 7:19:43 PM EST)

WOw, I wasted a minute of my time reading this....lame

THe Fuck Thats Shit (0 replies)  
started by YuckFou
(06.20.2000 10:51:40 AM EST)

THe HEll THats Like THe Queerest FUcking SHit Ive Seen

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