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How To Install A Home Security System In The South
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Oklahoma Leads In Communication History
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Three Wishes
Three men - a Canadian farmer, a Mexican farmer and an American farmer are all working together one day.
Published : 12.27.2007

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Visiting Australia
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Published : 12.10.2007

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Irish Personal Ads
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Published : 12.01.2007

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Redneck Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a redneck couple on welfare decided that their family finally was big enough, their monthly check wasn't big enough for them to rent a bigger trailer, and they were both too lazy to go get a job.
Published : 10.30.2007

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The NZ Shipwreck Survivors
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Published : 08.30.2007

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A Redneck's Pet
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Published : 07.25.2007

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Ghost Sex
A professor at University of Arkansas was giving a ...
Published : 07.09.2007

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Sweet Home Alabama
One day, two girls from Alabama were sitting on their ...
Published : 03.24.2007

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Sex Ed From Ranchers
People in Wyoming see things very clearly ...
Published : 03.10.2007

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Cowboy At The Restaurant
A Texas cowboy is driving down the road and he sees ...
Published : 02.11.2007

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How To Tell They We Born In The Ozarks
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the ...
Published : 02.09.2007

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Manyana
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with ...
Published : 02.04.2007

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California - 157 Years Ago!
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Published : 02.01.2007

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Awful Breakfast
One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest ...
Published : 01.09.2007

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The Only Cow
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Published : 01.04.2007

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One Cold Morning In Dundee
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Published : 12.24.2006

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Published : 11.15.2006

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Published : 10.30.2006

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Farm Kids
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Published : 09.11.2006

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Here's Comes Bubba
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty ...
Published : 08.02.2006

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Alligator Alert
The Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising ...
Published : 07.05.2006

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Get Your Husband Fixed
An East Texas couple, both bonified rednecks, had ...
Published : 06.13.2006

Rate: 4.00
Call Of The Wild
A guy from Canada walks into a bar in Arkansas and ...
Published : 06.11.2006

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Two Irish Lads
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their ...
Published : 05.24.2006

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Press Release
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Published : 04.12.2006

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