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	George W. Bush
	"And out of the evil done to America is going to come a more peaceful world, and a more better America..." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Welcome Ceremony," Oct. 22, 2002

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	#170 In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names.

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	Q. Did you hear about the Irish guy who took niagra instead of viagra? A. He couldnt stop pissing for a week.

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	The Solution My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas ... 08.01.2006 72 Virginians George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" 06.26.2006 The Nun and The Soldier A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked ... 03.18.2006 Making Millions Happy Bill, Hillary and Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's ... 03.05.2006

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	Rats like boiled sweets better than they like cheese.