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	"They see the risks are high, the risk of being able to find a job or the risk of keeping the homeland secure." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002

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