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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003 "I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"Guitar-groups have no future."
—EMI-manager for Beatles 1962
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#188 Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest, and highest continent on earth.
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You were born out of your mother's arse 'cause her Twat was too busy.
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Q: How can you tell a macho women?
A: She rolls her own tampons.
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The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked, the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."
President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is Black, and Sulu who is Chinese. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why There aren't any Iranians, Syrians or Iraqis on 'Star Trek.'"
President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."
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