New Tax
By: luvly1	Published: 10/12/2005
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Effective January 1st, 2006 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10"- 12" Luxury Tax ... $30.00 8"- 10" Pole Tax ... $25.00 5"- 8" Privilege Tax ... $15.00 4"- 5" Nuisance Tax ... $3.00 Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!! Sincerely, Pecker Checker IRS *****NOTE***** We are still waiting for answers for the following questions: - Are there penalties for early withdrawals? - What if one's penis is self employed? - Do multiple partners count as a corporation? - Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes? - Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised? Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Clever but Posted Before (0 replies) started by obxbeachbum (10.15.2005 10:31:08 PM EST) By: Jskills Published: 02/22/1999 An End With Horror Is Better Than Horror Without End

Here are some answers (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (10.12.2005 9:26:06 AM EST) “Are there penalties for early withdrawals?” After 20 years of marriage there is not only, no penalty, but highly recommended. “What if one's penis is self employed?” Self Employment Tax is high, so try to find an immigrant to do the small tedious work. Especially if’n it’s a hot babe from Cuba. “Do multiple partners count as a corporation?” No, but in Roger’s case they will have someone to talk to while he’s sleeping. “Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?” Work Clothes are only deductible if they can’t be worn out of the work place. “Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?” No, the embarrassment of being different in the gym locker room was taxing enough. Right TJ? editor's note: I just said they were answers, not the correct answers. LOL

Proposed Penis Tax (1 reply) started by sleepwalker2000 (10.12.2005 6:58:53 AM EST) Heh Seems like ill be paying the luxury tax, i gotta start working now editor's note: hubby can't afford to pay it himself......:) *SW2K*

The New Tax Law (0 replies)   started by tjshere (10.12.2005 3:33:42 AM EST) FIRST i just wanted to be first for once...

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